What you can do in a Supermarket to amuse yourself:
1. Go and get lots of boxes of condoms and leave one in each and every shopping car you find when its owner is distracted.
2. Set all the radioclock's alarms to ring every 10 minutes.
3. Go to an employee and say to him in an authoritary voice: "We have a code 3 on the storage room." Then see what happend.
4. Put all the radios in some corny radio station, turn them off and scroll the volume up to the maximum.
5. Challenge other customers to do combats with wrapping paper rolls.
6. Open up a tent in the Camping department and tell others you invite them in if they bring a pillow.
7. When someone asks you if they can help you, scream out loud: "Why can't people just leave me alone????"
8. Look straight at the security camera and use it as a mirror while you clean your nose.
9. Grab all the stuffed animals in the Toy department and set them on the ground so as to form an enourmous battle field.
10. Go to the Gun department, grab a shotgun, and, with a psycho look on your face, ask the employee if he knows where the anti-depressives are.
11. Walk around looking suspicious while you hum the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide between the suits in the Clothing department and when someone peaks say: "Take me! Take me!"
13. When you hear a call or an announcement in the speakers, roll on the floor and shout: "NOOO! Not that voice again!!"
14. Go to the toilets and scream out loud: "HEY!! There's no toilet paper here!!"
